ok i know we all have been to the movies, and noticed something weird: the food cost more, a lot more. I walk up and look at the menu and think to myself... why the hell does a small drink cost $3.50 when i can go get a 2liter 5minutes away for 69cents? Ok ill just get something to eat, well I like popcorn as much as the next dood but $5? you must be sick. How bout a hotdog or some fries? $3.00 ok this is getting out of hand. Ill just get some candy to snack on.. $2.50 for some motherfuckin skittles?! Its official, they think im stupid, thats the only reason they are trying to charge me 3 times as much. right?
then I look around and notice people buying up this shit like crazy. This fat guy walking with a large drink, large popcorn, and a pack of chocolate covered peanuts hanging out his back pocket.. A family of 4 with drinks, hotdogs and nachos for everyone.. and then people with everything in between. So whoever sets the prices was right, people are stupid or got money growing out they asshole, because they buy this stuff like its on sale. what they hell are they think succumbing to the man like this?
Wait, no, thats wrong. I cant be mad at them.. its the American movie way to go into the theatre with some popcorn or some candy. But they should set affordable prices because there is always that one kid who just wants some twizzlers and his momma wont get it for him... I dunno about you but thats not right. A kid has the right to eat a twizzler or have some popcorn while hes watching harry potter, thats just the American movie way. A dood brings his girl on a date, hes still in highschool, hes not working a 9-5, hes barely got enough from allowance to take her out. he has the right to share a popcorn and a soda for that romantic mood, thats the American movie way. Or some random kid in the ATL is just out with his friends and wants a little something to snack on without leaving and being late of for the movie.. he has the right to some motherfuckin skittles, thats the American movie way. you feel me?
And thats real talk.
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2 comments:
u buy all the shit u want at wal-mart and wear cargo shorts/pants and put all the shit in the pockets. this wont work with popcorn tho. or u could get your mom or girlfriend to bring a huge purse with them to the movies and just sneak shit in there. when i was a lil kid my grandma used to bring a happy meal for me in her purse so i could eat it during the movie. true story.
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